Humorous Wedding Speech by the Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous wedding ceremony Speech by the GroomThe groom has used the wedding consider as a source for funny lines, comparing their marriage with glory couples for comic effect. While preparing this language I thought it would be interest to see if any celebrity couples had been married on the same twenty-four hour period as us. Paul Simon and Carrie Fisher wed in 1983...and split up after 9 months. Oh dear. Also, Madonna married Sean Penn on this day in 1985 and we all know the outcome of that.Unlike the latter, while Lisa is Like A Virgin, I plan to Cherish her forever and I am not afraid to Justify My Love. Theres always the Hanky Panky to look forward to. There are children present, so the less said about Get into the Groove the better.We chip in been together for nearly ten years, and its been the happiest decade of my life. We first got together at a Halloween party, where she was dressed up as a witchs cat and I was dressed as a crazy axe murderer, I was at present smitt en with that kitten I can tell you. She stuck with me through my scabby student days, and shes even managed to suffer living with me for five years. At home, were the perfect team - I mess up the house and she tidies. I affectionately call her my Mrs. Mop.In 1998 I popped the question, so like Elviss washstand door Twenty-five years ago, weve been engaged for a long time. directly shes made me the happiest man on earth, shes my bride and joy. And I think youll all pit shes done a superb job organizing today almost single-handed.(Toast) revel join me and raise a glass to my beautiful bride. To the brideWed like to convey the bridesmaids for all their help in the preparation for today, and I think youll equal they look fantastic. We have some gifts for you. (Hand gifts to them and toasts)To the bridesmaids.Wed like to say a big thank you to our moms for all their love and support over the years. Youve twain been really good to us. So please join us in a toast. To the moms.Big thanks to the best man, my dear brother. Im not sure I should give you the gift now with your speech pending. This man had the easiest job on the day, or perhaps he secure made it look easy.